Sunlight Confusion (tm) - the New Trend Taking America by Storm

 

Greenhouses Invade Tom's Office

Yes friends, the new gardening trend of the year is Sunlight Confusion (tm). 

Just as athletes benefit from doing different exercises and thus inducing "muscle confusion," gardeners are taking this lesson to heart for their seedlings.

In the bad old days, a gardener would only be allowed to place their seedlings in one place. There they would remain for the duration. If the pot was placed at the back of the greenhouse, furthest from the window, the seedling would grow up leggy and weak, like Eugene (that guy who always gets atomic wedgies), and endure humiliations galore from its seedling peers.

No longer! With Sunlight Confusion (tm), gardeners can move the pots around. If a plant is at the back of the greenhouse today, it can be at the front tomorrow. Is the plant placed under the sad ol' grow lights? Don't fret! Tomorrow, it can be placed in the bright light of the T5 fluorescents.

Remember to send $.95 to Steepmeadow every time you use Sunlight Confusion (tm) to strengthen your seedlings. (Each seedling. Terms and conditions apply. Sunlight Confusion is not allowed in CA, DE, or NV.)

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