The Vlad the Impaler Treatment


If Vlad the Impaler had only staked his tomatoes, he would have gone down in history in a completely different way.

It turns out that tomatoes desperately need staking. If you don't stake them, the minute tomatoes start appearing, they're going to drag the vines down onto the ground. Ask me how I know.

But I'll bet that you don't have to ask, because you can guess.

Before

After about 1.5 hours of sticking stakes in the ground and tying tomato vines to them with jute twine.


See any resemblance? 











 

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