Local Woman Forced to Actually Cook for Herself- story at 11!!!

 A local woman was forced to actually cook for herself when her husband's garden exploded Friday. According to eye-witnesses, the local woman had already forced her daughter to take a couple bags of squash, zucchini, and tomatoes to work but was still left with far too much produce to eat anything else. In an act of desperation, Ms. Good sliced up one of the many summer squash, screaming, "When will it end?! Oh, when will it end?!" 

She then dredged the slices in flour, egg, and finally panko crumbs. She'd already prepared a med high pan with a bit of oil. She placed the slices in the pan, cooking until crispy and delicious on the outside and soft and hot on the inside. She salted them and used some bottled Mongolian Garlic sauce (cut her some slack, she can't make everything!) to pair with it. At last report, she was very full, satisfied and cleaning the mess she made. 




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